
As I’ve grown older, it’s become important that I continue to enlist in projects that challenge my creative force. I’ve always had a tendency to approach my world in a manner that might be considered somewhat askew. Most often this tendency has been manifested in a theatrical practice of one sort or other.
As a kid in my grade school productions….I was usually sitting with the masses on either side of the stage, while the best “readers” were always chosen to play the main parts…shouting incoherently and as loudly as possible, as they exalted the joys of Arbor Day. I resented it at the time, but now I get it. Those primary teachers didn’t want anything to do with a class play, but in those days it was a brutal expectation of both the school and the community. So of course, their strategy was to get the job done as quickly and painlessly as possible. I totally get it.
In high school, I discovered the theatre to be a productive outlet for me. My academic success, or lack of same, didn’t seem to matter. I excelled in this environment and was cursed to pursue the theatre as an undergraduate and beyond.
Regrets….I’ve had a few…. Of all the things I could have been good at….why this? Sadly, I look back on much of my education as wasted opportunity. Because I was confident as an actor and was provided plenty of positive reinforcement, I devoted every effort to that endeavor. At the same time, I neglected other areas of skill development which I know now, might have led to a more gainful adult existence.
Also, I think I was born a few years too early. Advances in technology which arrived at my middle age, might have provided me particular tools for greater diversity of success.
Okay…enough! I’m whining like a Texas Republican.
The bottom line….this theatre exploit was and is my thing. But even here, I have never been satisfied to follow the expected path. For one thing, I’ve had little ambition to be compensated for my work. Fifty-plus years of service in community theatre has been executed as a passionate volunteer. I don’t feel any remorse about this…not really….well, maybe a little. As a young adult, I was aware of the incredible competition in the performing arts. My parents had strongly encouraged me to be a teacher and, frankly, I never considered doing anything else. In retrospect, this lack of reflection might certainly have been a mistake. Chances are I would have eventually found a successful path in some aspect of professional theatre. It’s really a matter of semantics. I’ve seen many community theatre participants render highly competent performances. And yes….there are those who call themselves “pros” who are anything but. Anyway, water under the bridge.
I enjoyed my career as an educator– and community theatre gave me the opportunity to engage in many aspects of the creative process. I’ve directed, acted, run tech, written and more.
In the ’80’s, I performed one-person plays about Teddy Roosevelt and Mark Twain. I exerted plenty of effort in these projects and felt they were successful. But I learned that most people who came to see them didn’t know what to expect. Some found them enjoyable and provided positive feedback. But, many others found the prospect of one actor “talking” for ninety minutes less than appealing. I believe this type of experience requires the viewer to make a deliberate effort to participate in the process. There is no instant gratification. This may have been my first realization that the delivery of a quality creative product can miserably fail in the court of public opinion. Still I found the experience meaningful and even revisited the experience this year with my portrayal of the attorney, Clarence Darrow. Again in ’22, the results were mixed: high appreciation from some, while most of the party-faithful stayed away in droves.

And so, finally, we come to The Plan 9 Experience. For many years I’ve been fascinated by the story and back-story of the Ed Wood cult film, Plan 9 From Outer Space. I remember seeing it as a kid probably around Halloween and wondering…. “what’s so scary about this?” As the years went by I learned much more about the film and its creator. Ed Wood, may have been in many ways, a visionary. He knew what he wanted to do. He was passionate about it. But, he lacked the resources to achieve his vision. So….he executed it anyway. In some ways, this is admirable. But sadly, his final product left itself forever vulnerable to brutal ridicule. Is it truly “worst movie ever made?” I don’t think so…not by a long shot. But, it became open season for treatments involving extreme satire…even from me.

That’s what hit me several years ago following yet another Plan 9 viewing. Our theatre had recently produced a successful production of the Rocky Horror Show. I wondered if some of the original “Rocky” elements could be applied to “9.” I was also aware that the Mystery Science Theatre 3000 crew had skewered the film with its unique brand of wisecracks. Maybe, I thought, these two approaches of parody could be combined.

During the COVID-19 Pandemic (2019-2022) our theatre was closed. Over that period, I again extended my creative neck under the guillotine, producing online features such as Jersey Diner and several Zoom murder mystery productions. My main purpose here was to keep our theatre relevant through an online presence that would provide financial support. I knew we weren’t producing Shakespeare…but, I thought,…better than no existence at all. Maybe I had a little “Ed Wood” in me. But during this time my imagination also returned to the Plan 9 Experience. I decided to proceed by dicing the screenplay with one-liners, gags and song parodies. I recruited a cast of loyal online troupe members and proceeded into production.

I found this to be quite a challenging effort. The film had long segments in which nothing much was happening onscreen. It was necessary, I thought, to do extensive editing. In the end, the film was cut down from 79 minutes to about an hour (including the five song parodies.) At first the cast had a difficult time fitting my scripted elements smoothly into the running film. Also, they were challenged by the indefinite karaoke tracks of the parodies. That issue became a huge under-estimation on my part. But….in the end….the cast members were troopers and rose to the occasion.
The audiences were small and for the most part, not very responsive. Again, I take responsibility. My initial intention was to do a little audience prep before the show began. But my own health issue (I came down with a case of COVID-19) stood in the way of that happening. I’m not sure it would have made a big difference, but it may have helped, somewhat. There were a few good audience responses though. When our friend Dan, as Inspector Clay called out “Marco,” a small voice from the audience echoed “Polo.” That person was on our wavelength.
Our cast did a great job in general and particularly with the song parodies. Their performances were top notch, in my view. But from the audience…. “nada.” Even when our ushers tried to start applause…. “nada.” Disappointing. I’m well aware that not everyone is aware or appreciative of the etiquette associated with the theatre. I believe it to be very possible that many of our audience members were witnessing a live performance for the very first time. These folks had come to see a bad horror film…. and “gosh dang it” that’s what they wanted to see. Perhaps the songs and wisecracks threw them. I’m not sure.
In any event, I felt that much of our audience didn’t really “get” what we were trying to do. Sad. But, on the other hand… like my one-person play experiences of long ago: good process produced a good product; our company grew from the experience; and most of our rank and file didn’t show up. Happy Halloween!

























































































